beff
im beth.. i like things
- Friend: Name 1 guy you have a crush on
- Friend: Who isn't 10+ years older than you
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me: Is this a trick question
- Me: Can I use a lifeline
omg it’s like “WHAT TEH FUCK IS ON MA FACE!”
(Source: wishtag, via z0mbiedogs)
If fictional characters were real, I would be a total slut.
(Source: facingfour, via youreunbelievable-)
Tumblr has changed me.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
yes, because at the weekend i totally eat babies
(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis, via andthewholetownunderwater)
